Well, it’s kind of working. We’re at stalemate. Two weekends of the toy-boy out playing with his friends. Followed by two Mondays of the toy-boy asking me out. Actually, make that three Mondays as this campaign started on a Monday. So, the difference is that by 4pm this Sunday the toy-boy was texting. Back to ‘Text.Love.Power’ – don’t reply on a weekend. So I didn’t. Which clearly peed him off as he was being kept hanging – not sure where I was, or if it was worth him coming round. Such power! Then a text asking me out again on the following Monday.

Wonder if this will ever get to that elusive Saturday night date? Will he ever learn? More power to the text!